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29-01-2006, 02:36
<span style="color:red">If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. </span id="red">
<span style="color:blue">(Hardly seems worth it.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:green">If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.</span id="green"><span style="color:blue">(Now that's more like it!)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:orange">The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.</span id="orange"><span style="color:blue">(O.M.G.!)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:brown">A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!</span id="brown"> <span style="color:blue">(Creepy)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:teal">Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.</span id="teal">
<span style="color:blue">(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:navy">The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. </span id="navy">
<span style="color:blue">("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")</span id="blue">
<span style="color:maroon">The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.</span id="maroon">
<span style="color:limegreen">The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.</span id="limegreen">
<span style="color:blue">(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:maroon">Butterflies taste with their feet.</span id="maroon">
<span style="color:blue">(Something I always wanted to know.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:green">The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.</span id="green">
<span style="color:blue">(Hmmmmmm......)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:orange">Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.</span id="orange">
<span style="color:blue">(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:purple">Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.</span id="purple">
<span style="color:blue">(okay, so that would be a good thing)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:purple">A cat's urine glows under a black light.</span id="purple">
<span style="color:blue">(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:brown">An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.</span id="brown">
<span style="color:blue">(I know some people like that.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:teal">Starfish have no brains.</span id="teal">
<span style="color:blue">(I know some people like that too )</span id="blue">
<span style="color:navy">Polar bears are left-handed.</span id="navy">
<span style="color:blue">(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:limegreen">Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to. </span id="limegreen">
<span style="color:blue">(maybe even a chuckle). </span id="blue">
<span style="color:red">In other words, send it to everyone. </span id="red">
<span style="color:blue">(Hardly seems worth it.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:green">If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.</span id="green"><span style="color:blue">(Now that's more like it!)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:orange">The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.</span id="orange"><span style="color:blue">(O.M.G.!)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:brown">A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!</span id="brown"> <span style="color:blue">(Creepy)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:teal">Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.</span id="teal">
<span style="color:blue">(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:navy">The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. </span id="navy">
<span style="color:blue">("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")</span id="blue">
<span style="color:maroon">The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.</span id="maroon">
<span style="color:limegreen">The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.</span id="limegreen">
<span style="color:blue">(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:maroon">Butterflies taste with their feet.</span id="maroon">
<span style="color:blue">(Something I always wanted to know.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:green">The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.</span id="green">
<span style="color:blue">(Hmmmmmm......)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:orange">Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.</span id="orange">
<span style="color:blue">(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:purple">Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.</span id="purple">
<span style="color:blue">(okay, so that would be a good thing)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:purple">A cat's urine glows under a black light.</span id="purple">
<span style="color:blue">(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:brown">An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.</span id="brown">
<span style="color:blue">(I know some people like that.)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:teal">Starfish have no brains.</span id="teal">
<span style="color:blue">(I know some people like that too )</span id="blue">
<span style="color:navy">Polar bears are left-handed.</span id="navy">
<span style="color:blue">(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)</span id="blue">
<span style="color:limegreen">Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to. </span id="limegreen">
<span style="color:blue">(maybe even a chuckle). </span id="blue">
<span style="color:red">In other words, send it to everyone. </span id="red">