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LiesaAnna
28-01-2006, 02:03
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts." The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"

smiler
28-01-2006, 02:10
:Dheard it before Liesa, but still funny:D

pepsi
28-01-2006, 02:52
Very good Liesa. It's always worth reading your jokes!!!

Sharon G
28-01-2006, 18:37
[clap][clap][msnsmile2]

ALR
28-01-2006, 19:40
[clap][clap][clap]very good

LesleyB
28-01-2006, 23:32
Well you keep finding jokes that I haven't heard before - keep them coming!

jackie greaves
29-01-2006, 01:39
Heard it before, but still made me smile.

Ray&Sarah
30-01-2006, 21:23
Mee too, heard it before but made me laugh anyway.:D