Kiddie001
25-01-2006, 19:34
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Saturday is Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all arguments become null and void after 7 days.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
All men see in only 16 colours. Peach for example is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
No! You really do have too many shoes.
Saturday is Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Crying is blackmail.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all arguments become null and void after 7 days.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
All men see in only 16 colours. Peach for example is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
No! You really do have too many shoes.