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Kiddie001
25-01-2006, 16:05
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

No kebab for me, thank you

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

I'm not interested in fighting you.

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash
machine or shop front.

Lyn
25-01-2006, 17:43
Very good:)

Sharon G
25-01-2006, 17:56
I Have trouble saying the second lot and I'm NOT drunk[msncry]

Love the 3rd part!

LiesaAnna
25-01-2006, 18:01
i'm having trouble and havent touched a drop since christmas!!!

Ray&Sarah
25-01-2006, 20:05
<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Sharon G
I Have trouble saying the second lot and I'm NOT drunk[msncry]

Love the 3rd part!
[/quote]

Me two Sharon, had to have several attempts.[msnoo]:D

ALR
25-01-2006, 22:04
lol:D