Kiddie001
25-01-2006, 16:03
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
Wow!' I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!'
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
Yeah' I said, 'just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!“
Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!' she giggled..........
So I told her to **** off.
Wow!' I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!'
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
Yeah' I said, 'just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!“
Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!' she giggled..........
So I told her to **** off.