Things kids say

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<span style=&#39;color:blue&#39;>JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breastfeeding
his new baby sister. After a while he asked: &#39;Mom
why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for
cold milk?&#39;

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she
was. Granny replied she was so old she didn&#39;t
remember any more. Melanie said, &#39;If you don&#39;t
remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six.&#39;

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom
goodnight. &#39;I love you so much, that when you die
I&#39;m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.&#39;

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off
the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she&#39;d have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: &#39;How does it know it&#39;s me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got
the hiccups. &#39;Please don&#39;t give me this juice
again,&#39; she said, &#39;It makes my teeth cough.&#39;

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: &#39;How much do I cost?&#39;

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple
that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
&#39;Why is he whispering in her mouth?&#39;

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him,
he replied, &#39;I don&#39;t know what&#39;ll happen with this
bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?&#39;

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: &#39;The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city but his w wife looked
back and was turned to salt.&#39; Concerned, James
asked: &#39;What happened to the flea?&#39;

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy
looked at her for awhile and then asked, &#39;Why
doesn&#39;t your skin fit your face?

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...
this particular Sunday sermon...&#39;Dear Lord,&#39; the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face. &#39;Without
you, we are but dust.&#39; He would have continued but
at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice, &#39;Mom, what
is butt dust?&#39;</span id=&#39;blue&#39;>

[Cruella DeVilla]

Heard some cringeworthy ones like this.....Mummy Mummy why is that man so fat?[msnscared][msnscared]

[Ray&Sarah]

Out of the mouths of babes! LOL!:D

[pepsi]

Children are so innocent. You can't but laugh at the things they say!!

[ALR]

Over the years I've worked with a number of children in schools, and it's true, some of the things they tell you!!![msnembarrased]

[LiesaAnna]

very good!!

[LesleyB]

These are so cute

[TonyBlenk]

:D

[jackie greaves]

My Son, when he was 4, asked the vicar why was he wearing a dress.
It's a shame they have to turn into teenagers.

[sheenallan]

When i was in hospital having my second daughter,first daughter aked the black lady in the bed next to me if she had a chocolate baby in her tummy!![msnsmile2]
Sheena.

[orlandodaze]

Angie and Davey you did make me chuckle , it reminds me of when my now 18 year old daughter was 5 and still attending Sunday Mass ,she said at the top of her voice oh Daddy its the boring Priest again , my husband and I were totally mortified and an elderly lady rather severe looking with steel grey hair up in a bun nudged me and said "your little girl is telling it as it is he is terribly boring"