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smiler
19-01-2006, 01:06
>
> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
> husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
>
> 'What are you doing?' she asked.
>
> 'Hunting Flies' he responded.
>
> 'Oh.... Killing any?' she asked.
>
> 'Yep,' he replied, '3 males, 2 Females.'
>
> Intrigued, she asked,
> 'How can you tell them apart?'
>
> He responded,
> '3 were on a beer can,
> 2 were on the phone!'
pepsi
19-01-2006, 01:09
Excellent!! I like this one, though in our household it's me that drinks the beer and hubby that's on the phone!!!
Ray&Sarah
19-01-2006, 01:35
Like it.[msnsmile2]
Paula D-S
19-01-2006, 01:49
Very good:D
LiesaAnna
19-01-2006, 02:11
[laugh][laugh][laugh]like it alot!!
LesleyB
19-01-2006, 02:56
:D:D:D
andrewandcarole
19-01-2006, 10:04
Brilliant - and was the beer can next to the sofa and in front of the TV whch just happened to be showing the footie by any chance?

Carole
sheenallan
19-01-2006, 11:42
Good one:D
Sheena
ALR
19-01-2006, 21:55
[clap][clap][clap]still chuckling at that one
Sharon G
19-01-2006, 23:42
In future I'll leave the ones on the phone alone then!![msnwink][msntongue]