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16-01-2006, 22:23
> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
> horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
> shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
>
> He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
> glee.
>
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
> leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
>
> Moral: Old men can still think fast.
>
> He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
> horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
> shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
>
> He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
> glee.
>
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
> leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
>
> Moral: Old men can still think fast.