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16-01-2006, 22:14
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their
orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,'
and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have
the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, 'A hamburger, fries, and a coke.' The
ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man
reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until, the two enter again. 'The
usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday night,
so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,' says
the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That
will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people
would wish for a million dollars or something, but
you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says
the man.
The waitress asks, 'But, sir, what's with the
ostrich?'
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, 'My second wish
was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
agrees with everything I say.'
orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,'
and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have
the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, 'A hamburger, fries, and a coke.' The
ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man
reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until, the two enter again. 'The
usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday night,
so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,' says
the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That
will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people
would wish for a million dollars or something, but
you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says
the man.
The waitress asks, 'But, sir, what's with the
ostrich?'
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, 'My second wish
was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
agrees with everything I say.'