Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautifu

[ALR]

Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautiful so she leaves a note for her milkman requesting 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman reads the note he thinks there must be some mistake so he knocks on the door.
Jill answers and the milkman says, 'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?'
Jill replies, 'No, I want 15 gallons, I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk.'
'Pasteurised?' asks the milkman.
'No' says Jill, 'Just up to my neck'

[sheenallan]

very funny,she just wanted to bath in it not drink it as well!!
Sheena

[Cruella DeVilla]

Groooooooooooooooan[:o)]

[Ray&Sarah]

Doh!:D

[E. Cosgrove]

Reminds me of Ernie by Benny Hill,
" he said d'you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best
She said Ernie I'd be 'appy if it comes up to my chest!!!!!!"

Now I am showing my age!!!!
[msnwink][msnoo]

[LiesaAnna]

i knew it to Liz!![msnwink]

[orlandodaze]

"And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west "