smiler
05-01-2006, 01:17
> > > TAE A FART
> > >
> > > Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
> > > Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
> > > Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
> > > There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
> > > The neeps 'n tatties 'n mushy peas
> > > Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
> > > But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
> > > Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
> > > Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
> > > A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
> > > Even if ye try tae stifle
> > > Its like a bullet oot a rifle
> > > Haw'd yer bum ticht tae the chair
> > > Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
> > > Shifty yersel' fae cheek tae cheek
> > > Pray tae God it disnae reek
> > > But aw yer efforts go assunder
> > > Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
> > > Ricochets aroon the room
> > > Michty me a sonic boom
> > > God almichty it fairly reeks
> > > Hope a huvnae :( ma breeks
> > > Tae the bog a better scurry
> > > Aw whit the hell its not ma wurry
> > > A'body roon aboot me chokin'
> > > Wan or twa are nearly bokin'
> > > A'll feel better for a while
> > > Cannae help but raise a smil
> > > Wis him! A shout wi' accusin' glower
> > > Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower
> > > Ye dirty b'gger they shout and stare
> > > A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
> > > Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
> > > Sounds like jist the job fur me
> > > Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
> > > Ower the sake
> > >
> > > O' wan wee farty ..................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
> > > Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
> > > Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
> > > There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
> > > The neeps 'n tatties 'n mushy peas
> > > Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
> > > But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
> > > Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
> > > Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
> > > A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
> > > Even if ye try tae stifle
> > > Its like a bullet oot a rifle
> > > Haw'd yer bum ticht tae the chair
> > > Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
> > > Shifty yersel' fae cheek tae cheek
> > > Pray tae God it disnae reek
> > > But aw yer efforts go assunder
> > > Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
> > > Ricochets aroon the room
> > > Michty me a sonic boom
> > > God almichty it fairly reeks
> > > Hope a huvnae :( ma breeks
> > > Tae the bog a better scurry
> > > Aw whit the hell its not ma wurry
> > > A'body roon aboot me chokin'
> > > Wan or twa are nearly bokin'
> > > A'll feel better for a while
> > > Cannae help but raise a smil
> > > Wis him! A shout wi' accusin' glower
> > > Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower
> > > Ye dirty b'gger they shout and stare
> > > A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
> > > Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
> > > Sounds like jist the job fur me
> > > Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
> > > Ower the sake
> > >
> > > O' wan wee farty ..................
> > >
> > >