mizzy
09-12-2005, 17:53
a man goes into a bar sits down and orders a beer
he then takes a small piano out of a brown paper bag followed by a little man about a foot tall who sits at the piano and starts to play
wow says the barman where did you get that,it is amazing
then the man takes a rusty lamp out of the bag and tells the barman that it is magic and anyone who rubs it will be granted one wish by the genie inside
go on have a go he says
so the barman not beleiving his luck rubs the lamp and asks the genie for a million bucks
a few seconds later a deer comes into the pub followed by another then another and another until the pub is full of deer
puzzled the barman says i think he must be a little deaf that genie
and the man says tell me about it do you think i asked for a 12' pianist
mizzy[msnwink]
he then takes a small piano out of a brown paper bag followed by a little man about a foot tall who sits at the piano and starts to play
wow says the barman where did you get that,it is amazing
then the man takes a rusty lamp out of the bag and tells the barman that it is magic and anyone who rubs it will be granted one wish by the genie inside
go on have a go he says
so the barman not beleiving his luck rubs the lamp and asks the genie for a million bucks
a few seconds later a deer comes into the pub followed by another then another and another until the pub is full of deer
puzzled the barman says i think he must be a little deaf that genie
and the man says tell me about it do you think i asked for a 12' pianist
mizzy[msnwink]