cussin'

[Kiddie001]

>A six year old and a four year old were upstairs in their bedroom.
>
>
>
>"You know what?" says the six year old. "I think it's about time we
>started
>cussing." The four year old nods his head in approval.
>
>The six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
>gonna
>say something with hell and you say something with @ss."
>
>The four year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>
>When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the six year old what he
>wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
>Cheerios."
>
>WHACK! He flies out of his chair and tumbles across the kitchen floor,
>gets
>up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
>slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
>shouts,
>"You can stay in there until I let you out!"
>
>She then comes back downstairs, looks at the four year old and asks him
>with
>a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>
>"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat @ss it won't be
>Cheerios!"

[Cruella DeVilla]

Variation of a joke with stronger language and a different cereal I heard yesterday!:D

[Kiddie001]

It was edited before posting for the consumption of all on the forum [msnwink]

[Cruella DeVilla]

I guessed that, though as the original was funny!

[Ray&Sarah]

Still very funny though.:D

[LiesaAnna]

i dont get it[msnembarrased]

[Cruella DeVilla]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by LiesaAnna
i dont get it[msnembarrased]
[/quote]

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the six year old what he
&gt;wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have
&gt;Cheerios."
&gt;
&gt;WHACK! He flies out of his chair and tumbles across the kitchen floor,
&gt;gets
&gt;up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
&gt;slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
&gt;shouts,
&gt;"You can stay in there until I let you out!"
&gt;
&gt;She then comes back downstairs, looks at the four year old and asks him
&gt;with
&gt;a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
&gt;
&gt;"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat @ss it won't be
&gt;Cheerios!"

The nipper thinks his brother has been whacked for asking for Cheerios and is still swearing when he says that is not what he is having to eat, what his broither had been whacked for was the swearing....Oh I know what I mean[:P]

[bjpointon]

That made me giggle, I'll send it to my friend.

[LiesaAnna]

[laugh][laugh][msnembarrased][msnembarrased] ha ha get it!!!! spose you just have to be in the right frame of mind for a funny!![msnwink]