alastair
30-11-2005, 20:04
BEER, SEX & GOLF:
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless man replied.
'Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked.
'Are you nuts!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'
'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.
'What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.
'Well,' said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.
'Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, golf, and sex.'
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless man replied.
'Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked.
'Are you nuts!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'
'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.
'What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.
'Well,' said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.
'Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, golf, and sex.'