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Kiddie001
25-11-2005, 19:15
Oh, soooooooo tempting....
Enjoy...
Apologies to the ladies for number 6 ;)

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
saying.
10. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-@ssed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a ******* people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you really marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. my work here is finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute --- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Cruella DeVilla
25-11-2005, 19:19
:DOh dear

DiannaUK
25-11-2005, 20:21
As an HR Director I have heard many similar comments in my time, mostly from the partners at my last firm!

As a very experienced HR Director, I now tell my current bosses, say what you like in private, think what you like in public, but please don't put it in an e-mail!

Dianna

Snapper
25-11-2005, 21:42
I'll be printing that and seeing how many I can get through next week. Nos. 8, 1, 27 and 39 will be first on the list.

rosie
25-11-2005, 23:26
Be careful with number 1, I got the sack for using that [msneek][msnsmile2]

DiannaUK
26-11-2005, 03:32
You Rosie? Never! I just can't imagine you saying that [msnwink]

Dianna

LiesaAnna
26-11-2005, 13:30
tut tut Rosie!!!
34 my favourite!

blott
26-11-2005, 16:17
If only I was back at work, that'd be a real good list... [msnwink]

neild292
26-11-2005, 17:13
I'm going to start with no 5 next week

Ray&Sarah
26-11-2005, 23:26
I've made a note for the next time I get the opportunity to use one of these.

Macka
30-11-2005, 23:29
Number 24. It says everything I need to say.