New evening classes for men

[fiona]

Do they run these down the pub??

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKETS AND FLOOR
Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming – Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

[Paula D-S]

I love it Fiona:D:D:D

How true!!!

[Daglish]

Loved this. Like me I bet everybody found at least a couple to apply to their other half!

[eagleydo]

This was absolutely perfect, read aloud to my daughter, hubby got up and left the room in a huff halfway through.(Was it something I said? Did something ring true? [laugh][laugh]

[Ray&Sarah]

Thanks Fiona, made me chuckle.:D

[normajohnp]

Very good.Loved the toilet roll one!!

Norma.

[LiesaAnna]

last is the best!!

[emm]

Very good Fiona!!:D:D

[DiannaUK]

<blockquote id="quote" class="ffs">quote:Originally posted by Daglish
Loved this. Like me I bet everybody found at least a couple to apply to their other half!
[/quote]

Just a couple? Now that's what I call a perfect marriage [msntongue]

Great post Fiona :)

Dianna

[ellie]

Is there going to be a seminar on empty cereal packets? Do they belong in the cupboard or the bin?

Had a really good laugh, thanks! It really must be genetic, the loo roll, milk carton, ceral box syndrome. Its good to know there are fellow sufferers. I always marvel at man's ability to walk across a large kitchen to replace the empty milk carton, when the bin is 2 centimetres away. :D

[dawn]

Dishes and Cutlery - no trouble finding the diswasher, but opening it and putting the dishes in, we could do with an expanded course on that one:D

[ahagan]

My husband needs to enrol on most of the courses but he urgently needs the 'how to fill ice cube trays' and the 'learning how to find things' courses.

I always enjoy the moment when he walks in, glass in hand and finds the ice cube tray is either empty from when he previously used it or the ice turned to water because he didn't put it back in the freezer.

[becbecs]

Think I need a couple of these course's, well Jane say I do anyway. [laugh][laugh][laugh]