ravtino
03-11-2005, 00:55
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell
them what has happened.
First body: 'Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making
love to his 25 year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector',
says the Coroner.
Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner,
'This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn
from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his photo taken.'
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell
them what has happened.
First body: 'Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making
love to his 25 year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector',
says the Coroner.
Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner,
'This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn
from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his photo taken.'