TEST FOR DEMENTIA

[ravtino]

>>TEST FOR DEMENTIA
>>
>>
>>Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
>>answer
>>them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
>>immediately. OK?
>>Let's find out just how clever you really are...Ready? GO!!!
>>(scroll
>>down)
>>
>>
>>First Question:
>>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
>>What
>>position are you in?
>>
>>Answer:
>>If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
>>If
>>you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
>>second!
>>Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but
>>don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
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>>
>>
>>Second Question:
>>If you overtake the last person in a race, then you are...?
>>
>>Answer:
>>If you answered that you
>>
>>are second to last, then you are wrong again.
>>Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?? You're not very
>>good at
>>this, are you?
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>>
>>Third Question:
>>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>>Do
>>NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and
>>add 40
>>to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add
>>20.
>>Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
>>
>>Answer:
>>Did you get 5000?? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you
>>don't
>>believe it, check it with a calculator!?? Today is definitely not
>>your
>>day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.
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>>
>>Fourth Question:
>>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
>>Nono.
>>What is the name of the fifth daughter??
>>
>>Answer:
>>Did you Answer Nunu?? NO!? Of course it isn't.? Her name is
>>
>>Mary. Read
>>the question again!
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>>
>>Okay, now for the bonus round:
>>A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>>imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>>expresses
>>himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
>>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>>sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
>>
>>
>>He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very
>>simple...Like
>>you!
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