fiona
30-10-2005, 16:24
I am sure this (or in one form or another) has been on before, but tis funny!
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible
with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut
3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive
versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the Same
time, only to discover that when these two systems
detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover
that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While
Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources,
it does come bundled with FreeLovePlus and Cleanhouse
2004.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife
1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could
not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when
had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no
Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, Requiring ShoeShop Browser for new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
ttaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive,
it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, Which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested
Kind Regards,
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible
with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut
3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive
versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the Same
time, only to discover that when these two systems
detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover
that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While
Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources,
it does come bundled with FreeLovePlus and Cleanhouse
2004.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife
1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could
not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when
had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no
Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, Requiring ShoeShop Browser for new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
ttaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive,
it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, Which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested
Kind Regards,