ravtino
21-10-2005, 01:57
Remind us of anyone? (answers on a postcard please).
Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem p i s s e d off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. 'When I asked him why', he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh#t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!'
Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem p i s s e d off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock'. 'When I asked him why', he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh#t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!'