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06-10-2005, 01:15
1. What Religion is Your Bra?
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
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What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
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'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
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'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
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>She said 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
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Relieved, the man asked about the types! The sales lady replied:
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'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.'
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'Which one would you prefer?'
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Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
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The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple...
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'The Catholic type supports the masses.
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The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
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The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
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The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
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2. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra cup sizes?
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If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? It is about time you became informed!
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(A} Almost Boobs...
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{B} Barely there.
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{C} Can't Complain!
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{D} Dang!
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{DD} Double dang!
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{E} Enormous!
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{F} Fake.
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{G} Get a Reduction.
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{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
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They forgot the German bra.
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Holtzemfromfloppen!
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
>
What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
>
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
>
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
>She said 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
>
Relieved, the man asked about the types! The sales lady replied:
>
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.'
>
'Which one would you prefer?'
>
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple...
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'The Catholic type supports the masses.
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The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
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2. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra cup sizes?
>
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? It is about time you became informed!
>
(A} Almost Boobs...
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{B} Barely there.
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{C} Can't Complain!
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{D} Dang!
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{DD} Double dang!
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{E} Enormous!
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{F} Fake.
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{G} Get a Reduction.
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{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
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They forgot the German bra.
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Holtzemfromfloppen!