DaveL
22-07-2005, 23:29
Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running
their practises like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Buford on a recent visit.
Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles.
So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number
and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and again asked
Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down
his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford
to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.
Buford said, Shingles. So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood
pressure test, and electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off
all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had.
Buford said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Buford said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?
(Just getting in the mood for August) [msnwink]
their practises like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Buford on a recent visit.
Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles.
So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number
and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and again asked
Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down
his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford
to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.
Buford said, Shingles. So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood
pressure test, and electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off
all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had.
Buford said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Buford said, Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?
(Just getting in the mood for August) [msnwink]