Kiddie001
09-06-2005, 18:11
1. Every take-off is option. Every landing is mandatory;
2. If you push the stick forward the houses get bigger, if you pull the
stick back they get smaller, if you keep pulling it back they get bigger
again;
3. Flying isn't dangerous - crashing is dangerous;
4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up
there wishing you were down here;
5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire;
6. The propellor is just a big fan at the front of the plane to keep the
pilot cool, when it stops you can actually see the pilot begin to sweat;
7. When in doubt, on onto your altitude, no one ever colided with the
sky;
8. A good landing is when you can walk away, a great one is when you can
use
the plane again;
9. Learn from the mistakes of others, you won't live long enough to make
them all yourself;
10. You know if you've forgotten to lower the undercart for landing if
it
takes full power to taxi to the apron;
11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle
of
arrival:
12. Never let the plane take you to where your brain didn't get to five
minutes earlier;
13. Stay out of clouds, the silver lining might be another aeroplane
coming
the other way. Also mountains have been known to hide in clouds;
14. Try to keep the number of landings you've made equal to the number
of
take-offs you've made;
15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing -
unfortunately
no-one knows what they are;
16. You start with a full tank of luck and an empty tank of experience -
the
trick is to fill the later before the former runs dry;
17. Helicopters can't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them;
18. If all you can see is the earth going round and round, and all you
can
hear is commotion from the passengers, things are not going as well as
they
should be;
19. In the on-going battle between hurtling pieces of aluminium and
static
ground, the ground has yet to lose;
20. Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately the experience
usually comes from bad judgement;
21. it's always a good idea to keep the pointy bit going forward as much
as
possible;
22. Keep looking around, there's always something you've missed;
23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law, and it's
not
subject to repeal;
24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you,
the
runway behind you and a tenth of a second ago.
Finally, I'd like to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming in
terror
like his
2. If you push the stick forward the houses get bigger, if you pull the
stick back they get smaller, if you keep pulling it back they get bigger
again;
3. Flying isn't dangerous - crashing is dangerous;
4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up
there wishing you were down here;
5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire;
6. The propellor is just a big fan at the front of the plane to keep the
pilot cool, when it stops you can actually see the pilot begin to sweat;
7. When in doubt, on onto your altitude, no one ever colided with the
sky;
8. A good landing is when you can walk away, a great one is when you can
use
the plane again;
9. Learn from the mistakes of others, you won't live long enough to make
them all yourself;
10. You know if you've forgotten to lower the undercart for landing if
it
takes full power to taxi to the apron;
11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle
of
arrival:
12. Never let the plane take you to where your brain didn't get to five
minutes earlier;
13. Stay out of clouds, the silver lining might be another aeroplane
coming
the other way. Also mountains have been known to hide in clouds;
14. Try to keep the number of landings you've made equal to the number
of
take-offs you've made;
15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing -
unfortunately
no-one knows what they are;
16. You start with a full tank of luck and an empty tank of experience -
the
trick is to fill the later before the former runs dry;
17. Helicopters can't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them;
18. If all you can see is the earth going round and round, and all you
can
hear is commotion from the passengers, things are not going as well as
they
should be;
19. In the on-going battle between hurtling pieces of aluminium and
static
ground, the ground has yet to lose;
20. Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately the experience
usually comes from bad judgement;
21. it's always a good idea to keep the pointy bit going forward as much
as
possible;
22. Keep looking around, there's always something you've missed;
23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law, and it's
not
subject to repeal;
24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you,
the
runway behind you and a tenth of a second ago.
Finally, I'd like to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming in
terror
like his