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08-06-2005, 17:56
ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.
ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in 'Don't tell Sharon, she'll have an
art attack.'
ARST - Past tense of ask. 'Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to
clear up yer room.'
BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club.
'Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa.'
BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
BAVE - To wash oneself.
BOAF - The two. 'Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?' 'Boaf' is the
reply.
BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.
CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. 'Darren, wive ad annuvva letter
from the cancel.'
CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.
CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with
mayonnaise.
CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.
DANNING STREET- Where the Prime Minister lives.
DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in 'Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?'
EFTY - Considerable. 'Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty.'
EJOG - A small, spiky animal.
ERZ - Belonging to her.
EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,
usually for money. 'My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles.'
EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.
FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.
FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. ' I ad it off
wiv fingy last night.'
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. 'For cryin
at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?'
GAWON - Go on. 'Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good.'
GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.
GRAND - A football stadium. 'It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand.'
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.
IFFY - Dubious. 'Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last munf's
a bit iffy.'
INT - Indirect suggestion. ' I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time
to wash iz feet.'
IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels.
'That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips.'
JA - Do you, did you. 'Ja like me new airdo, Sharon.'
JACKS - Five Pound note. 'Lend us a jacks, wilya?'
JAFTA - Is it really necessary? 'Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?'
KAF - Eating house open during the day.
KAFFY - A girl's name.
LAD - Noisy. 'Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad.'
LARJ - Enjoying oneself.
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
LOTREE - Costs ?1 for a ticket.
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
MAFFS - The study of numbers.
MANOR - Local area.
MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).
NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. 'Mum wannid to come rand but
changed er mind. That was a narra escape.'
NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).
NEEVA - Not one nor the other.
NES - National Elf Service.
OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. 'I never did it, onnist.'
OPPIT - Go away , as in 'Oi you, oppit.'
PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. 'They're alright up front but they
got a padda puff defence.'
PACIFIC - Specific.
PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.
PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.
PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.
PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
QUALIDEE - Good, as in 'West 'Am's new striker's qualidee.'
RAND- A number of drinks purchased for a group.
RANDEER - Locally. 'There ain't much call for it randeer.'
REBAND - Period
ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in 'Don't tell Sharon, she'll have an
art attack.'
ARST - Past tense of ask. 'Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to
clear up yer room.'
BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club.
'Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa.'
BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.
BAVE - To wash oneself.
BOAF - The two. 'Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?' 'Boaf' is the
reply.
BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.
CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. 'Darren, wive ad annuvva letter
from the cancel.'
CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.
CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with
mayonnaise.
CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.
DANNING STREET- Where the Prime Minister lives.
DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in 'Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?'
EFTY - Considerable. 'Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty.'
EJOG - A small, spiky animal.
ERZ - Belonging to her.
EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,
usually for money. 'My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles.'
EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.
FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.
FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. ' I ad it off
wiv fingy last night.'
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. 'For cryin
at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?'
GAWON - Go on. 'Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good.'
GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.
GRAND - A football stadium. 'It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand.'
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.
IFFY - Dubious. 'Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last munf's
a bit iffy.'
INT - Indirect suggestion. ' I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time
to wash iz feet.'
IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels.
'That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips.'
JA - Do you, did you. 'Ja like me new airdo, Sharon.'
JACKS - Five Pound note. 'Lend us a jacks, wilya?'
JAFTA - Is it really necessary? 'Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?'
KAF - Eating house open during the day.
KAFFY - A girl's name.
LAD - Noisy. 'Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad.'
LARJ - Enjoying oneself.
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
LOTREE - Costs ?1 for a ticket.
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
MAFFS - The study of numbers.
MANOR - Local area.
MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).
NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. 'Mum wannid to come rand but
changed er mind. That was a narra escape.'
NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).
NEEVA - Not one nor the other.
NES - National Elf Service.
OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. 'I never did it, onnist.'
OPPIT - Go away , as in 'Oi you, oppit.'
PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. 'They're alright up front but they
got a padda puff defence.'
PACIFIC - Specific.
PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.
PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.
PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.
PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
QUALIDEE - Good, as in 'West 'Am's new striker's qualidee.'
RAND- A number of drinks purchased for a group.
RANDEER - Locally. 'There ain't much call for it randeer.'
REBAND - Period