Frosty
18-05-2005, 03:24
These two guys were working their little hearts and souls out.
Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
One of the two guys suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off work" the man whispered. "How?" asked the second worker.
Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his
boss. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling tiles and
hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his legs over a
metal pipe, hung upside down.
Within seconds, the boss emerged from the Branch Head's office at the
far end of the floor. He saw the guy hanging from the ceiling,
and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing. "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," barked the boss.
"Get out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back
here for at least another two days! You understand me?" "Yes sir", the guy answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.
The second guy was hot on his heels. "Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked. "Home," he said lightly. "I can't work in the dark." :D:D:D
Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
One of the two guys suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off work" the man whispered. "How?" asked the second worker.
Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his
boss. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling tiles and
hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his legs over a
metal pipe, hung upside down.
Within seconds, the boss emerged from the Branch Head's office at the
far end of the floor. He saw the guy hanging from the ceiling,
and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing. "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," barked the boss.
"Get out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back
here for at least another two days! You understand me?" "Yes sir", the guy answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.
The second guy was hot on his heels. "Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked. "Home," he said lightly. "I can't work in the dark." :D:D:D