Philosophic Questions...........

[Frosty]

Ok these are the rules.

Please add your own, but only one at a time. See how long it takes to make 100, if it does!

I'll start it off with 5 as its my idea[msntongue]:-

1. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

2. What do chickens think we taste like?

3. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

4. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane

5 Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

[Snapper]

How does the teflon stick to the frying pan?

[chrizzy100]

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

[Carla]

If we have French windows, what do the French have?

If Arkansas if pronounced Arkansaw, why isn't Kansas pronounced Kansaw?

[chrizzy100]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

[lisbon]

Why is it you always answer wrong numbers[msntongue]

[Lisa C]

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

[benfilo]

why is there only one monopolies commission?

[benfilo]

what did the things that taste like chicken taste like before there was chicken?

[Lisa C]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assterroids"

[emm]

Where are the residents of Coventry sent when no-one is speaking to them?

[amy]

Why is high rise accommodation called Flats?

[amy]

When a building gets burnt down, why is it 'raised to the ground'?

[Frosty]

19. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called
cargo?

[benfilo]

why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[steph_goodrum]

Why is it that in the UK we have Royal Mail and we post letters but the US has a postal service and they mail letters?

[Steviek]

What do Batteries run on? What does Cliff Richard give up for lent? How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?

[Steviek]

Sorry realised broke rules posted 3 at once

[steph_goodrum]

What does a frog get in it's throat?

[emm]

26. When French people swear, do they say 'Pardon my English'?

[amy]

27.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

[amy]

28.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

[emm]

29. Why is the word 'abbreviate' so long?

[Sally D]

30. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[Sally D]

31. If you buttered a slice of toast and strapped on the back of a cat, buttered side up, then throw the cat out of the window, how does it land?

[Frosty]

32. If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of
ONE?

[mrsbabypowder]

33. Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

[mrsbabypowder]

34. Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?

[mrsbabypowder]

35. If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

[mrsbabypowder]

36. Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?

[mrsbabypowder]

37. What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?

[mrsbabypowder]

38. When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

[mrsbabypowder]

39. If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

[mrsbabypowder]

40. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

[mrsbabypowder]

41. Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

[mrsbabypowder]

42. How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

[mrsbabypowder]

43. Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

[mrsbabypowder]

44. Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?

[mrsbabypowder]

45. Whats a question with no answer called?

[mrsbabypowder]

46. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

[mrsbabypowder]

47. When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

[mrsbabypowder]

48. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

[mrsbabypowder]

49. "What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

[mrsbabypowder]

50. Do bald people get dandruff?

[mrsbabypowder]

51. If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

[mrsbabypowder]

52. Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

[mrsbabypowder]

53. If you swallow a burp does it turn into a [edited out]?

[mrsbabypowder]

54. Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

[mrsbabypowder]

55. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

[mrsbabypowder]

56. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

[mrsbabypowder]

57. Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

[mrsbabypowder]

58. Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

[mrsbabypowder]

59. Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

[mrsbabypowder]

60. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

[mrsbabypowder]

61. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

[mrsbabypowder]

62. if i keep adding silly things my posts will go up quicker

[mrsbabypowder]

63. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

[mrsbabypowder]

64. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

[mrsbabypowder]

65. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[mrsbabypowder]

66. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

[mrsbabypowder]

67. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

[mrsbabypowder]

68. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

[mrsbabypowder]

69. In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

[mrsbabypowder]

70. Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

[mrsbabypowder]

71. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

[mrsbabypowder]

72. Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

[mrsbabypowder]

73. Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

[mrsbabypowder]

74. Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

[mrsbabypowder]

75. How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

[mrsbabypowder]

76. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

[mrsbabypowder]

77. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

[mrsbabypowder]

78. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

[mrsbabypowder]

79. Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

[mrsbabypowder]

80. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

[mrsbabypowder]

81. Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

[mrsbabypowder]

82. Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

[mrsbabypowder]

83. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

[mrsbabypowder]

84. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

[mrsbabypowder]

85. If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

[mrsbabypowder]

86. What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

[mrsbabypowder]

87. Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

[mrsbabypowder]

88. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

[mrsbabypowder]

89. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

[mrsbabypowder]

90. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

[mrsbabypowder]

91. Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

[mrsbabypowder]

92. Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

[mrsbabypowder]

93. Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

[mrsbabypowder]

94. Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

[mrsbabypowder]

95. What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

[mrsbabypowder]

96. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

[mrsbabypowder]

97. If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

[mrsbabypowder]

98. What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

[mrsbabypowder]

99. When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

[mrsbabypowder]

100. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

[Frosty]

101. Why.................

[mrsbabypowder]

102.because i can......................................and you have more postings than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!