Kiddie001
27-04-2005, 17:26
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin'.
'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been
married ten times? 'Well,
husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's
going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss
him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!'
'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?'
'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get s****d!'
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin'.
'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been
married ten times? 'Well,
husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's
going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss
him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!'
'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?'
'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get s****d!'