becbecs
26-04-2005, 00:17
I picked my eldest daughter up today from school, when she got into the car she was giggerling away to herself :D:D:D so I asked, whats so funny, and this is what she said.
Dad
There was an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman (I have nothing against the Irish I love the place and people and have visited on many occasions) at a fun fair.
All three stud at the top of the dreams come true slide.
The ticket man said all you have to do is shute down the slide shouting your wish at the top of your voice and your wish will come true.
So the Englishman got ready for his turn.
Set off down the slide shouting 'PINT OF BITTER' 'PINT OF BITTER' 'PINT OF BITTER'. sure enough by the time he reached the bottom he landed in a huge pool of bitter. Lovely said the Englishman
Next the Scotsman.
He set off down the slide shouting 'A WEE DRAM' 'A WEE DRAM' A WEE DRAM' As soon as he reached the bottom he was engulfed in a pool of Whiskey.
OH Fandaby dosy said the Scotsman
And finally the Irishman.
He steadied himself, but got so excited he jumped on the slide and shouted
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well I thought it was funny anyway :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Dad
There was an Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman (I have nothing against the Irish I love the place and people and have visited on many occasions) at a fun fair.
All three stud at the top of the dreams come true slide.
The ticket man said all you have to do is shute down the slide shouting your wish at the top of your voice and your wish will come true.
So the Englishman got ready for his turn.
Set off down the slide shouting 'PINT OF BITTER' 'PINT OF BITTER' 'PINT OF BITTER'. sure enough by the time he reached the bottom he landed in a huge pool of bitter. Lovely said the Englishman
Next the Scotsman.
He set off down the slide shouting 'A WEE DRAM' 'A WEE DRAM' A WEE DRAM' As soon as he reached the bottom he was engulfed in a pool of Whiskey.
OH Fandaby dosy said the Scotsman
And finally the Irishman.
He steadied himself, but got so excited he jumped on the slide and shouted
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well I thought it was funny anyway :D:D:D:D:D:D:D