normajohnp
23-04-2005, 19:16
Walking down the street a woman saw an unusual funeral procession approaching the cemetery. A lone woman was walking behind two hearses with a pit bull terrier on a lead.A couple of yards behind about two hundred more women were following.The woman was so curious she went up to the woman with the dog and said she had never seen a funeral like. 'Whose is it?'
'My husband replied the woman.'
'What happened?'
'My dog attacked him.'
'So who`s in the second one?'
'My mother-in-law. She was trying to save him when the dog turned on her.'
A poignant thoughtful moment passed between the two women.
'Can I borrow your dog?'
'Join the queue.'
'My husband replied the woman.'
'What happened?'
'My dog attacked him.'
'So who`s in the second one?'
'My mother-in-law. She was trying to save him when the dog turned on her.'
A poignant thoughtful moment passed between the two women.
'Can I borrow your dog?'
'Join the queue.'