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Posted - 31 Mar 2008 : 20:55:50

These are very funny but I cannot save the photos from the email so can only post the sayings.

A Man without a woman is a batchelor
A woman without a man is a genius.

Sure, marriage can be fun some of the time.
Trouble is your married all of the time.

I get my summer glow from a bottle.
It's called "Zinfandel".[/i]

I believe everything happens for a reason.
Usually it means someone screwed up.

Why adopt a highway?
I already drive like I own the road.

Most stress is caused by three things.
Money, family and family with no money.

Only on a cruise ship will you pay hundreds of dollars a day
to sleep in a closet!

Prescription drug costs are a tough pill to swallow.[/i]

I'd consider hormone replacement therapy, but I've got a bunch of other things that need to be replace first.

[i]My new low-fat diet is really working.
The fat's hanging lower everyday.

[i]Ageing hasn't slowed me down.
And it hasn't shut me up.

Lynne

http://www.orlandovillas.com/villas/3270.aspx

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