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Posted - 20 Mar 2008 : 08:19:13

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with
picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his
presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Lynne

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