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Mrs Brizzle
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'SURVIVOR' SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with
One car and 3 kids each
For six weeks.
Each kid will play
Two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast
Food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
House clean,
Correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do
Laundry, and pay
A list of 'pretend' bills with not enough
Money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
Groceries each
Week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of
All their friends and relatives,
And send cards out on
Time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,
A dentist
Appointment and a haircut appointment .. He must make one
Unscheduled and
Inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
(weekend, evening, on a
Holiday or right when they're about to leave
For vacation).
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social
Function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
Assigned house,
Planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at
All times.
The men will only have access to television when the
Kids are asleep and
All chores are done.
Each father will be
Required to know all of the words to every stupid song
That comes on TV
And the name of each and every character on cartoons.
Each man will
Have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
Tortilla and
One marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man
Must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish
Shoes,
Stay thin & fit, have perfect hair, keep their fingernails
&
Toenails polished and maintain removal of unwanted hair. The men
Must try
To get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
Clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
Severe abdominal
Cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
Swings but never
Once complain or slow down from other duties. They
Must try to explain
What a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it
In the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
Find time at least
Once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar
Setting.
He will need to read a book to the children each night
without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their
teeth and comb their
Hair each morning by 7:00 . They must leave the
Home with no food on their face or clothes.
A test will be
Given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
Required to
Know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, Height, Weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the
Child's' Weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each Child's' favourite Colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song,favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
They must clean up after their sick
Children at 2:00 a.m. And then spend
the remainder of the day tending
to that child and waiting on them hand
and foot until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're
not the boss of me.
The kids vote them off the island based
On performance. The last man wins
Only if...
he still has enough energy
To be intimate with his spouse at a
moment's notice.
(this one does not even include the full time job at the same Time!)
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Next Survivor Series - One for the ladies!
LOL The show would not last the six weeks would it????????????